Bouncers Vs. Watch Dogs

These bouncers...
most of them are sitting
whole day on a chair
I wonder if they have any reflex at all?
Or are they just status symbols?
None of them have six-pack I assume;
Sometimes I feel why not a fabulous
watch dog such as a German Shepherd
is kept at this building?
Nobody can deny the fact that
dogs are more loyal than humans.

LKO